Me: We have to throw food away that is old.
Customer: What I really want to do is grab you by your pig tails and.. <insert humping motion here>
Me: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT TO ME
Customer: My girlfriend would be so mad if she heard me. She'd slap me.
Me: I should slap you. that was uncalled for.
Customer: It was a compliment.
Me: Not the kind I like.
Customer: Don't call the cops til I'm gone.
Me: I can get your liscence plate.
OMG, I can't believe he said that to me. I wanted to just punch him n the face. grr.