The Twelve Days of Kinkmas
On the twelfth day of Kinkmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve pairs of blue balls,
Eleven strap-on dildos,
Ten boobs a-bouncing,
Nine sixty-niners,
Eight tongues a-licking,
Seven cocks a-squirting,
Six sluts a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four silver cock rings,
Three French ticklers,
Two ben-wa balls,
And a gerbil and a bottle of lube!
