July 9th, 2005

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tired as fuck and i have to go back to work in 15 minutes. omg, i hate this shit. I had lunch with Patrick and it was good times. we had good convo and good eatin's. gonna take a 2 minute nap now.
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PENIS! i just had to share what i found on a random blog.

the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from People & Quality:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the order of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't wait till pension age before retiring
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Borrowed from Consumption Junction
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tea time

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friends in need.. friends indeed. so, if you want to talk, i am here. if you are having some kind of problem, i want to be there for you. Just so that you know that.. my friends. Several people who are really important to me are going through hard times right now and I want to reassure you that I got your back.. lol.. I am here if you need to talk or scream or cry or just sit with someone.
the tiredness is kicking in again. i'm so excited that i lived through this LONG fucking day. tomorrow is off day which is equivalent to do all the house cleaning shit that no one else who lives here does. I cant seem to get the cats to change their own litter or vaccuum. I dunno why. anyhow. tomorrow will be better. I have plans with Emily which make me SO happy. I think we might be going to Jessies openhouse but I dont really know. My woman isnt keeping me in the know.
holla holla.
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