September 10th, 2005

tea time

lesbian jokes for you all

A lesbian walks into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are. "Come this way," the cute woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her finger.

"If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the vibrator, would I?" the woman responds.
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?

A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience
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