September 11th, 2005

tea time

long nights sleep

I got more sleep last night than i have in a long long time. it was so nice. Yesterday I cleaned the house some more and waited til tris came home. then we got ready and went to the funeral home. we invited her brother to stay with us so that her parents could have some alone time w/o dealing with him (he has ADHD and sometimes gets really hyper and stuff). Then we went to T's bday party for like an hour. I got pissed off so i wanted to come home. There was pudding wrestling (we were not participants). Well, this girl I don't even know came up behind me and grabbed my hair and put chocolate pudding in it. I was so mad. GRRR! So, i went inside. tried to get it out. There were like 4 other grrls in the bathroom doing the same thing b/c this one girl was getting everybody. ahh.. so we said bye and left.. but not before we got a picture of T covered in pudding squatting to piss. lol. happy 21st bday to her. we came home and passed out. then i awoke at 10am like i cant believe i slept like that. i slightly remember telling tris this mornign to take pudding to work to feed the old people. lol. i hate talking in my sleep i dont make any sense. so, i am going to make something for breakfast and read my sociology. gotta go back to the funeral home when tristia gets here. tomorrow is the funeral. i already told my prof's so thats all good.
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tea time

gay man jokes

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, " Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, " Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back.
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah... My wife!"
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There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time. On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes. The first gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!" The second gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb." And then the third gay guy says, "I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, "WHY?" and he said," So he can tear my ass up one more time."
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