March 2nd, 2006

tea time

for the kinky

JJBLUE posted this original piece and I wanted to share it with some of my kinky friends, you know who you are. lol

The Twelve Days of Kinkmas

On the twelfth day of Kinkmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve pairs of blue balls,
Eleven strap-on dildos,
Ten boobs a-bouncing,
Nine sixty-niners,
Eight tongues a-licking,
Seven cocks a-squirting,
Six sluts a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four silver cock rings,
Three French ticklers,
Two ben-wa balls,
And a gerbil and a bottle of lube!